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Saturday, July 23, 2016

' इक्कीसवीं सदी में साले -सालियाँ ' ." हास्य -व्यंग्य पुस्तक ' काल स्वरम् -2 " से

bôhloha lnh esa    ¼jpuk izdkf’kr&ekpZ 1994^vkuUn MkbtsLV ½
                 lkys&lkfy;k¡
       dgkor iqjkuh gS] ^^lkjh [kqnkbZ ,d rjQ]tks: dk HkkbZ ,d rjQ**]rks fQj mudh cguksa dk D;k dgukAml ij Hkh os muls NksVh gks rks fQj iwNuk D;k! budh vgfe;r dks dksbZ dSls udkj ldrk gSAysfdu buds vfLrRo ij bu fnuksa ladV mRié gks x;k gSA lkjk cosyk HkkSfrdoknh fodkl ds O;fDrokn ds lkbM bQsDV dk gSA ns’k ds cM+s&cM+s lekt’kkL=h lkspus ij etcwj gSa fd bôhloha lnh esa budk D;k gksxk \ ?kj&ifjokj dk D;k gksxk\ tcfd yksx vDlj dgrs gSa]^^lkyh rks vk/kh ?kjokyh gSA**
       Hkkjrh; laLÑfr ds ^^oks** ds fy, ^^og** rFkkdfFkr ?kjokyh vk/kh gks ;k pkSFkkbZ]?kjokyh ls Hkh vf/kd egRo j[krh gSAblls Hkh egRoiw.kZ ckr ;g gS fd ;gk¡ dh laLÑfr ds lkekftd ifjos’k dks ftankfny cuk;s j[kus esa vge~ Hkwfedk gSA blds fy, izR;sd cuus okyk nqYgk ykykf;r jgrk gSA la;ksxo’k ‘kknh ds ckn ftUgsa og izIr ugha gksrk]mudks ;g deh thoui;Zar [kVdrh gSA os fuf’pr :Ik ls pkgrs gksaxs fd tc Hkh llqjky tkÅ¡ rks fjLrs&ukrs ;k ;w¡ gha yxusokyh lkys&lkfy;k¡ Hkh ikl vk,¡ rkfd llqjky dk llqjky gksuk mUgsa  [kVds ugha] euksfouksn mUgsa Hkh izkIr gksA llqjky dk oSlk yxukokyk dksbZ ehBh xkyh rks ns] tqxkyh rks djsA
       vc bl feBkl dks lgt gh R;kxuk O;fäokn ls vkLFkk j[kusokys yksxksa ds eu dks dpksV jgk gSArhu ls nks]fQj nks ls ,d cPps dh miYcf/k ij larq”V utj vk jgs gSaAfQj blds lkbM bQsDV ds [krjs dk loky Hkh gSA utj mBkdj vki ft/kj ns[ksa m/kj blls rckgh eph gSAfons’kh iw¡th u;kstu rFkk ns’kh ifjokj fu;kstu dk lkbM bQsDV iw.kZr% [kVfeÎh ds tSlk gS]vki tSls Lokn ysaA[kkldj ifjokj fu;kstu ds izfr turk dk c<+rk >qdko ns’k vkSj lekt ds fgr esa gS]le; ds vuqdwy gS vkSj vko’;d HkhA fQj Hkh ;g dksbZ ugha pkgrk fd mldh lkys lkfy;k¡ bQsDVsM gks tk,¡]og pkgs lkbM bQsDV gks ;k esuA
       ;g fLFkfr jgh rks fuf’pr :Ik ls bôhloha lnh esa ;gk¡ dh laLÑfr esa jph clh lkys&lkfy;ksa dh vuqokaf’kdh ij Hkh”k.k pksV igq¡pk;xhA;gk¡ ds lekt’kkfL=;ksa dks bldk vkHkk”k gks x;k gSA mudk ekuuk gS] chloha lnh ds mÙkjk)Z esa lkys&lkfy;ksa ds vfLrRo dks xgjk /kôk yxk gSAbls cpk;s j[kus ds fy, dksbZ loZekU; lek/kku fudyuk pkfg,A bl fnypLi ftankfny ijaijk dk ,slk foLrkj gksuk pkfg, fd ifjokj fu;kstu ds lkbM&bQsDV dks og fujLr dj nsa] ftlls Hkfo”; ;kuh bôhloha lnh esa cuusokys nwYgs larq”V gks ldsA
       fQygky laLÑfr dh ljteha ls iqjkus lkys&lkfy;k¡ Øe’k% xqtjrh tk jgh gSAQyr% og ekgkSy /kjrh ij ?kV jgk gS vkSj LoxZ esa c<+ jgk gSA^^ge nks gekjs nks** dk ukjk nsusokys ;k rks /kjrh NksM+ pqds gSa ;k fQj NksM+us dh rS;kjh esa yxs gSaA mudh D;k iM+h gS fd bl lkbM bQsDV ds ckjs esa lkspsaAos rks
LoxZ esa bdÎk gksdj ftankfnyh dk etk ysxas ghaAvc lkspuk gh gS rks vkxsokyh ih<+h lksps] ;k fQj oSls Dokjs&Dokfj;k¡] ftUgsa vkxr lnh esa dqN u dqN rks cuuk gha gSA ysfdu rqjr lkspsaAdy dk D;k Hkjkslk\
       bl ekeys esa u rks ;gk¡ ds cqf)thoh ltx gSa] u vke turk vkSj u ns’k ds usrk ghaA leL;k lkeus eq¡g ok;s [kM+h gS vkSj usrk dku can fd, [kM+s gSa] fQj rks vU; dh ckrsa NksfM+;sA ,dckj bl fo”k; ij vVy th ls iwNk rks igys os g¡lus yxs] fQj v/kj fcpdkrs gq, cksys]^^esjh D;k iM+h gS] rqe ugha tkurs esjs ckjs esaAoSls Hkh bl ftanxh esa eq>s x`g ea=ky; FkksM+s u lEgkyuk gSA** yxs gkFk tc x`g ea=h Jh pkSgku ls iwNk rks os rquddj cksys]^^blds fy, eSa D;ksa ‘kksj&’kjkck d:¡]eq>s rks gS ghaA foi{kokyksa ls iwNks vkSj lykg nks fd laln esa ‘kksj epk;saA t#jr iM+h rks lafo/kku esa la’kks/ku djok nw¡xkA**
       mudh ckrksa ls eSa vk’oLr rks gqvk] ysfdu usrkvksa dk D;k Hkjkslk dqN djsa rc rksA dc cksysa vkSj dc iyV tk;saA ;gh dqN lksprk gqvk eSa ,d jsLrjkW esa ?kqlkA lkeus gh chch dkWjiksjs’ku dh p´pyk th cSBh pk; dh pqLdh ys jgh FkhA pk; dk vkWMj nsrs gq,] muls bl leL;k ij lykg ek¡xhA csckd fy[kus&cksyusokyh og efgyk dkQh [kq’k gksrh gqbZ cksyh] ^^lcls igys] chch ds fy, mlds NksVs HkkbZ&cguksa dks laj{k.k feys] blls c<+dj [kq’kh dh ckr vkSj D;k gks ldrh gS \ tgk¡ rd blds fy, tutkxj.k dh ckr gS] ;gk¡ dk ehfM;k dkWojst ysxk rks eq>s Hkh fnôr ugha gksxhA** muls tc lkyk&lkyh la?k ds xBu]dk;Z]fu;e]vkUnksyu dk Lo:i]gM+rky vkSj la?k dh ek¡xksa ij izdk’k Mkyus ds fy, dgk] rks os g¡lus yxh] cksyh] ^^csgrj gS vki gh dqN dfg,] vkidk v/;u foLr`r gS bl laca/k esaA** mudh gkSlyk vQtkbZ ij eSa ‘kq: gks x;kAlaHkkfor lkyk&lkyh la?k dh ek¡xsa fxukus yxk%&
       ¼1½ lkyk&lkyh enZ ;k vkSjr dqN rks gS gha] blfy, bls lafo/kku esa LFkku nksA¼2½ dY;k.kdkjh jkT; dh ppkZ lafo/kku esa tgk¡]ogha budh foospuk djksA¼3½budh ?kVrh gqbZ tula[;k dh leL;k ds fy, ^U;kf;d tk¡p vk;ksx dk xBu djks]ftldk v/;{k gkbZ dksVZ ;k lqizhe dksVZ ds U;k;k/kh’k dk mEehnokj gksuk pkfg, tks ‘kknh ‘kqnk gksAinsu ;k vodk’kizkIr U;k;k/kh’k ugha pysxkA¼4½blds la?k dks ekU;rk nks]vuqcaf/kr djksA     
¼5½tuizfrfuf/k dkuwu ds rgr laln]fo/kku lHkk ;k ns’k ds fdlh Hkh fuokZfpr fudk; esa budh lhVsa lqjf{kr djksAtks gj gky esa ,d lkyk ;k lkyh ,d er ds vk/kkj ij mUgha yksxksa }kjk pquk tk,A fdlh Hkh dher ij mls ukWfeusVsM
ugha gksuk pkfg,]oju~ [kkl lkyk&lkfy;ksa dh rwrh cksyus yxsxhA¼6½ vkSj] ,dne flfj;l rFkk bEikWVsaV ckr ;g gS fd ukSdjh esa bUgsa Hkh vkj{k.k nks]rkfd budk fiNyXxwiu nwj gks ldsA¼7½,d vkSj bEikWVsaV ek¡x ;g gS fd bUgsa lqj{kk dh xkjaVh nks] [kkldj thtkvksa lsAbl ekeys lkfy;ksa vkSj de mez ds lkykvksa dks Lis’ky izhfoyst feyuk pkfg,A
       fQygky gksyh ds gqM+nax esa vki Hkh igys jaxjsfy;k¡ eukb;s]th [kksydj jax vkSj Hkax ds lkFk ekyiq, dk etk yhft,A ;g ekSdk gS]tgk¡ gkFk yxs]lkyk&lkyh la?k vFkkZr ^, Fkzkbl ,l* dk xBu dj Mkfy,A fQj jkT; vkSj jk”Vªh; Lrj ij lkspk tk,xkA D;ksa \!
        

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